Kayol's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Porno 74 2000]

Pretty good...

Hey did anyone else notice how gay sounding the guy was when he says, "Hey sexy"? If it weren't for that I think I would of given you a 10. Am I missing something? Is part of the humor that he doesn't enjoy it and she wants it real bad or something?

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

Perfect but...

it ended kind of quick don't ya think? I want more!

[Noob Sticks PT. 1]

That title has already been used.

The title weather intended or not is stolen, and this was an awful flash movie. Nothing new or intresting and I'll see it in the graveyard with the rest of the blammed. BTW, don't bother calling me a noob there jr. I've got a much higher ranking around here than you'll ever have lmao.

ChaotixWarKid responds:

hey BITCH. happy? not a noob? WELL now get ready, cus you'll see my next movie in the daily top 5. Better than that, It will get daily top 3 or better. I'll prove to you that i COULD make something better than you did.

[The worst Movie Ever made]

LMAO

I'm having a very boring day and this has entertained me, good job. Not the worse thing and far from the best thing on NG.

[Infiltration Part 2]

Nothing new but still worth the watch

~The bad~

No color in the backgrounds
You need to learn how to draw a gun
Awful text to speak voices
Matrix Stick Fighting has been done to death!
No begin, middle, and end. Bascially you have a stick figure fighting for no reason in a plotless animation
Some of the drawings were not smooth, bits of lines here and there (mostly in the upper background of a scene here or there

~The good~

I like the Matrix bullet time scene
although the battle was one sided, the character's animation was very smooth

[Mr. T Vs MM Power Rangers]

Wow this would be perfect for the Mr. T section!

Tom? Wade? Please add this to the Mr. T section because its the best Mr. T movie. It is funny the whole way through and has a perfect plot of beginning, middle, and end which is something I hardly ever see from any movie here on NG. Hmm, I wonder what other great movies of this author there is to see... well only one way to find them. First I'll get a big bag of popcorn.

[Village Raiders]

Its alright compared to the best stuff on NG.

Honestly I liked it until I seen the village raiders. It looked like you traced them from the War Hammer series. When one of them stopped to pick up the doll it was like a dramtic moment but with no emotion. Why jump the camera back and forth with no expression. The plot ended in confusion because you never explained the WHY part of the plot. Why the hell are people killed and whats the point? Should I feel sorry for the girl? It seems like any NG movie with decent graphics and half fast plot if any plot will make the front page. This doesn't seem like pointless humor to me so since its not slapstick I can't give you a higher score for this sorry. My suggestion to you is simple. If you want to do serious movies then make it serious, in other words make the view feel sorry for the main character and actually get to know them through well written plot okay?